This Morning

I couldn't stop laughing on my way to class. What was running through my head? The following conversation, straight from ST17.

Joanna: So I'm Facebook friends with [ ], and her status said that she and her sisters were going to be dressing up as Lord of the Rings characters.
Jessica: Aren't they in charge of FHE this week?
Marie: Maybe that's what we're doing.
Rebecca: (delegating) Okay, Marie, you get to be Legolas. Jessica, you're Gimli.
Jessica: Why am I Gimli?
Rebecca: It doesn't matter. Joanna, you get to be Gandalf.
Jessica: (squatting to become shorter) Is this good enough?
Joanna: No, you need to be shorter. Get on your knees.
Rebecca: Now say you're lines.
Jessica: (looking up at Marie and in a Scottish accent) You're gonna have to toss me.
Rebecca: Could you have chosen a better line from the movies?
Everyone starts to laugh as Marie tries to toss me.