Another Round of FHE

FHE this week was at Brother Billings house. I've never been much of a fan of Brother Billings. He seems really stoic to me. I like facial expressions, is what this comes down to, and I've only noticed him ever doing 2 before. Anyways, his wife is full of facial expressions! She gets my vote for most animated bishopric member!
Best parts of FHE:

Caleb: Do I look darker than usual?
Me: Why? Did you go fake and bake?
Caleb: No, I did it at home.
Me: You used self tanner?
Caleb: Yeah, I have a dancing competition this week, and I have to look Argentinian. I also Naired my chest.

James Archibald: My favorite cereal is... well, to be correct it's Frosted Mini Spooners. But I aspire to buy Frosted Mini Wheats depending on how my career path works out.

Random person: UTAH!
Craig continues to sit there and not realize that he was just called.

James Archibald: USA!

Caleb: Kentucky! No, I mean, Tenessee!

Rebecca: Is she driving the work van?
Jessica: Yes.
Rebecca: I'll drive.

Rebecca: YOU RIDE WITH JOANNA!

James Archibald: Oh, and I served my mission in Mexico... (specified)
Sister Billings: Inexplanable burst of excitement.
James Archibald: Ah, Cancun!

D. Spencer: (with a look of utmost concern) I don't know whether I should say Cinnamon Toast Crunch or Reese's Puffs!
Jessica: Reese's Puffs. (Knowing that she's going to say Cinnamon Toasters)
D. Spencer: I do like Reese's Puffs.

Caleb: I'm Caleb Merrill.
Eric: He's not my brother.

Joanna: I served in Houston, TX... (then full of pride) ENGLISH speaking.

Becky: Who's older, you or your brother?
Erik: Who do you think?
Becky: Your brother?
Erik: Yes.
Becky: How old is he?
Erik: Guess. Wait, I'm going to have to guess, too...