The Drinking Game

It's been awhile since I played the Drinking Game with anyone. Tonight, I finally broke it out for me and Becky. Best part?

Becky: If... (blank) from the ward was to propose to you, what would it take you to say 'yes'? A. a lot of money, or B. a mental illness.
Jessica: I don't think that I can answer this question.
Becky: This is so terrible! I'm such a bad person!
Jessica: Maybe we should just end now, and leave it a mystery.
Becky: No. Answer.
Jessica: Hold on, I have to think about it.
(Awkward silence)
Jessica: Would we have to consummate the marriage?
Becky: I don't even know what that means.
Jessica: Would we have to have sex?
Becky: You'd be married.
Jessica: Well, it changes my answer if we have to have sex.
Becky: You would do what married people do! So yes, you'd have sex.
Jessica: Then it would take a mental illness.
Becky: WHAT?
Jessica: Well, with a lot of money I could just live in another part of the house, but if we have to have sex, then money's not going to change how I feel about him.
Becky: But he'd be your husband. You'd love him.
Jessica: No. I wouldn't. Unless I had the mental illness.