Awkward Moments

Last night I went over to Blair's to help her and Matt address their wedding invitations. There were a couple of awkward moments, but that usually happens when I'm around.

Awkward moment #1:
We walk into Blair's room where she has some... things... sitting on her nightstand.
Me: I know what those are for!
Blair: Uh... I didn't mean to leave those sitting there...
AWKWARD SILENCE
Matt: (laughing) I'm trying to figure out which one of you is more red right now, but I can't!

Awkward moment #2:
Me: Matt, I went to bishopric FHE and there was a pool table, and I played pool with a guy who stuck his tongue out like you do when he goes to shoot!
Matt: (smiling and joking) Did you ask him on a date?
Me: ... Yes.
Matt: Did you really?
Me: Yes. Did Rochelle tell Blair, who told you?
Blair: She told me you went on a date, but that was all I knew...