Things I Should Not Do...

1. Try to build relationships with the opposite sex. This was blatantly obvious tonight as I tried to "man bond" with Craig and some kid named Allen/Alan... anyways...
2. I should not, under any circumstances, offer someone I just met my services in finding them an eternal companion from the ward menu.
3. Tell a man that they have "lovely hands".
4. Play pool. Yes, I used to be good. But I wasn't that good, and it was six months ago.
5. Get so awkward and nervous that I speak way too fast and way too loud.
6. Turn an innocent game into my gazing into someone's eyes. Because that's awkward. Especially when you don't really know the person. Marie is one thing, Caleb is another.
7. Leave my sloppy joe unattended. There goes dinner.
8. Talk about tampons and/or lingerie in front of guys. I should have learned this one by now...
9. Mention that I do, in fact, have favorites.
10. Blog about things that would embarass someone I love. Like my roommates. I should def. stop that... but it's just so easy...