My Advice to a Stranger on Finding an Eternal Companion

"This is what you've got to do. Pretend that Craig's a stranger. 'Hi, I'm Jessica, what's your name?' (shake hands)".
"Craig."
"Craig, you have beautiful hands."
"Why thank you."
"Tell me, Craig, what are you doing with the rest of eternity?"
"Working on becoming a God."
"Really? Can I be your Goddess?".

FAIL.