This Post is Gross. Proceed with Caution.

This post is about feminine issues. So if that makes you nervous in anyway, turn back now. I mean it. I don't want to hear anything like, "ew, that was gross!", or "how could you post this?!?!?". Because this is my blog. And this is something funny (and gross) that happened to me today. THIS IS ABOUT MY PERIOD. This should be ample warning for you to turn around. I will give some more.

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Okay, so I'm on my period (obviously) and today during o-chem I realized that I needed to change my tampon. So after class I went to the bathroom and it was quite apparent that I should have changed it a long time before, but I was just grateful to do it before riding my bike home. So while I'm inserting the new one, I don't really know what happened, but somehow this huge blood clot flung out of my vaginal opening and onto the floor. Yes, straight onto the floor. Like it flew. It didn't just drop down. It flew. Think parabola. Think huge clot. Think quarter sized. And it was pretty close to the edge of the stall door, so if someone had walked by it would have been easy to see. So yes, I cleaned it up because I'm not rude enough to leave that for custodial. But it made me feel awkward. And it was funny. The end.