Wrapping Paper

Last night Marie and I were at Walmart picking up our Christmas cards. We were looking at wrapping paper, and I chose this red and green plaid paper that I really liked. Marie then told me not to get it because it was boring. She insisted on snowmen or something fun. I insisted on the plaid. She told me it was old ladyish. Then we turned around. There was an old lady standing behind us. She was wearing a jacket that perfectly matched the wrapping paper. I'm pretty sure she heard Marie.