An Ode to Ochem.

An Ode to Ochem. Sung to the tune of "Yes, I Love Technology", by Kip from Napolean Dynamite.

Why do you hate me?
Why do you torture me?
Every semester.

I already failed you,
Prob'ly this semester, too,
Would be nice to pass you now,
But I just have no idea how.

Yes you failed organic chemistry,
But not as much as me you see,
But we all fail organic chemistry,
Every semester.

My test scores are extremely low,
My lack of knowledge they do show,
Every semester.
Every semester.

Yes, you like to torture me,
Every semester.

Why do you hate me?
Why do you torture me?
Every semester...