Sexual Harassment Training

It’s another round of sexual training! I mean, sexual harassment training…
It was my third time attending and the best time yet! Dave and I planned to sit next to each other and hit on each other just to make it more exciting. However, our boss’s boss Paul was sitting right behind me, so it wasn’t the most viable option that we had. However, at one point I did put my hand on his thigh, and he stared at me for a couple of minutes (although I did not notice).
The woman (who is old and has a strange body shape) mentioned “sexual favors”. She said it last summer, but skipped over it in the fall and I was quite disappointed when it disappeared from her comedy act. At the sound of the phrase I busted up laughing.
I also got some grand text messages from David who was across the room. Here they are for your entertainment:
“U look so hot over there. I want you. Will you go on a date with me?”.
“That color really brings out your bu… eyes… really brings out your eyes.”.
David’s also been known to send me text messages that say things like, “He wants your hot bod”.
So, of course when the lady asked for examples of times we had been sexually harassed, I raised my hand and told of a time that a guy had sent me suggestive text messages that made me feel uncomfortable. And, it had only been 10 minutes before. Needless to say David and Hilary were cracking up on the other side of the room. It. Was. Classic.
Remember kids, it’s not sexual harassment if you like it. :)