Wednesday, February 24, 2010

ABCs

Things on my mind:
A.  Happy Birthday, Sydney!
B.  Stephen Jones held my hand tonight at Humor U.
C.  It was strictly professional.
D.  My jokes bombed tonight at Humor U.
E.  One of them was very naughty, and I was even trying to prevent myself from making it naughty.
F.  I have an organic chemistry test this week and I know nothing about the material.
G.  I was on campus for almost 12 hours today.
H.  I got wind of another engagement tonight.
I.  It's making me feel bad about myself.
J.  Yes, Becky, I first thought those shoes were cute when I saw them on you a year ago.
K.  When will it be my turn?
L.  Is my mac 'n cheese burning?
M.  M is for Marie.
N.  I wish that she were here right now to talk to about this unsettling news.
O.  I got charged $25 for not updating my address on Route Y.
P.  I didn't update my address on Route Y because it won't let me because I live in unapproved housing and my waiver was denied but my boss said that it was fine.
Q.  I don't want to go back to the Family History section of the library for awhile.
R.  I have to come up with some better jokes for next week.
S.  I'm pretty hungry.
T.  I just want to go to bed.
U.  I desperately want to get married.
V.  But I would settle for a date with a normal young man at this point.
W.  Seeing my home teachers is the most interaction I have with the opposite sex.
X.  Do I really have to go to work tomorrow?
Y.  Joanna, you should come over for cupcakes sometime soon.  I make really yummy frosting.
Z.  Oh, how Satan places thoughts of depression before us to distract us from our true purposes in life...

5 comments:

Bullock said...

mmmm, I want to come have cupcakes and frosting! I'm glad you love her! (KC, the dog) Good luck with your test, I have also had to pay that same 25 dollar fee. I miss your face, and I wish we were roommates so I could have someone cool to sit with at church. I mean, Brent is cool, but he prefers me to be reverent.... somewhat like Rebecca.... You don't think she loves her new roommates more than us do you? What am I saying, how COULD she?! I miss Provo. With all its ups and downs, you might miss it later, too. Love you!

rochelle: said...

i love you! and i promise i won't get married ANY TIME soon. let's eat chocolate and watch 500 days of summer or something else please.

Levi said...

yes lets!

becky bunnell said...

Yes, I made it on! Jessica good luck with the jokes, test, and the opposite sex. I miss you. Can we hang out sometime soon?

Joanna said...

Okay, Yessica, I love you! yes. mmmm cupcakes. Miss your face. How about Wed the 17th? I have Spring Break... that week. don't hate. sorry about dumb fees, dumb boys and dumb tests. Hey, and it's ok, I want to get married too!! I have had a boyfriend for 10 months and still feel like it will never happen! your time will come, your time will come, just hold on, hold on, the light, will come...I got a little carried away there.. Just remember this, "Skadoosh! Boom Roasted! Zurksees Pow!"