Adults

Adults:
Sleep at night, unless they have a night job or a baby
Clean up after themselves
Do not blame their actions on others
Have a job
Break commitments without letting others know
Take responsibility
Do not let food sit in an open can in the fridge for extended periods of time
Wake up when they're supposed to
Do not get water all over the bathroom counter
Do not leave their clothes in the washer long enough for them to dry
Pick up on social cues
Do not wave at you whenever they walk through the room you're sitting in

Dear Roommate Heather,
You are not an adult. And there's no way I'd ever live with you again.
The end.