The New Mailroom

To understand this story, you have to understand that the new mailboxes in the new mailroom are not made of glass. Thus, you cannot see through them unless one is opened.

So last night I was leaving the office at about 1 AM. I decided to leave through the mailroom, and outside I could hear a bunch of boys being loud, obnoxious idiots while checking their mail. One of them opened his box and stuck his hand in all the way to the other side. I could see him, but he could not see me. He then proceeded to take a flyer from his mailbox, stuck his hand out the other side, and placed it in the mailbox above his. So I took it, and put it back in his mailbox. He then started screaming that the flyer had mysteriously come back! And then he tried once more to place the flyer in the mailbox above his. So I took it out again and put it back in his. He then started screaming (literally, screaming) that it kept coming back, and that he had seen a hand! In his own words, which he kept repeating for the next five minutes and to which Hilary can confirm, he said, "Dude, there was a hand! You don't even know! There was a hand!". It was great, because he exclamations made it sound as if he thought that there wasn't a body attached to my hand.

I then stuck another 15 flyers into his mailbox to teach him a lesson. The end.