Milk

Last night Marie and I went grocery shopping. We were in the milk area when we noticed the chocolate milk. Marie and I both LOVE chocolate milk. We looked at each other and at the 2 gallons of milk already in our cart.

"Well... there's no one else in the apartment right now." I reasoned.
"What if they move in?" Pondered Marie.
"It's already 9pm so they're not moving in tonight. And we'll just drink it fast so if they move in tomorrow it'll be gone by the time they actually go out to buy stuff to stock the fridge with." I replied.

We bought an entire gallon of delicious chocolate milk. We drank it as we watched Ally McBeal. Around 10pm we heard footsteps on the staircase. 3 of our roommates moved in last night.

We really need to pound that milk down tonight.