A Dream Come True

I've been meaning to post this for the last few weeks.  My roommate, Ann, also known as Samara Ann or JAJA, is engaged.  It goes to show that there really is someone for everyone out there.

My roommates and I decided to ask her about their future plans together.  I present to you, the plans of JAJA:

Jesse would like to be a motivational speaker.  Speaking against pornography.  Hard to imagine him getting any gigs when out of all the people who've been over, no one likes to talk to him.  It's just awkward.  Like, I'd almost rather have a sunburn with oozing blisters.  For real.

On the side he would like to be a wedding dress maker.

 Yes, he is making Ann's dress.

They want "as many children as the Lord will give [them]," meaning they don't understand the concept of birth control.  You may think that is a harsh correlations, but that is because you have basic reasoning skills and understand that you can still have as many children as the Lord would like you to have while practicing some form of birth control at some point in your sexual relationship.  It's honestly a difficult concept to even imagine Ann taking care of an infant.  "What?  You mean once I fill a bottle with breast milk I should refrigerate it?"  Yes.  Just like you shouldn't take over a gallon of spoiled milk and turn it into 200 pancakes to pack the freezer with.

Ann's dream wedding cake is two white dragons encircling a heart.

And their wedding date is May 15th.  Of next year.

When I asked Ann if it was a themed wedding, she said yes.  The theme is "a dream come true," because Jesse is her dream come true.

Contrary to my hopes, Jesse will not be wearing a suit of armor or carrying a sword.  I tried to convince Ann that he needed a sword in order to cut the cake with.  Imagine, using a sword to slice through the dragon's neck, exposing the tasteful red velvet cake with raspberry filling.  Ann said she'd be fine with Jesse having a sword, although he doesn't want one.  Does that mean they've discussed it?  We over heard them talking to Ann's parents on speaker phone and her parents tried to talk her into letting the dragon cake be the groom's cake and having a normal wedding cake.

They also tried to reason with her that it was ridiculous to keep Jesse from seeing her bouquet until the wedding and for her to be in the dark about the groom's cake.  Everyone has a different point of view.

It sounds like Jesse doesn't care too much about the wedding, except he did try to talk Ann into wearing stage make up the other day.  In addition, while Ann wants to go camping for the honeymoon Jesse only cares that there is a bed.  Direct quote:  "As long as there is a bed!"

I may be unemployed and have nothing going on during the day, but at least I have moments like this to entertain myself with.